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stability:

"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket

spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up

Tagged: #dog
alienhead-shit-kid:

who did this

alienhead-shit-kid:

who did this

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD

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mjwatson:

aliveandquivering:

PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING

if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

soprie:

Stop calling what’s happening in Ferguson a “riot”.

It is not a riot.

Vancouver losing the Stanley Cup a few years ago was a riot. It was angry, drunken destruction with no purpose. (And as a Canadian, it was a shameful event)

Ferguson is not a riot. It is a protest. It is an uprising. It is a civil rights revolution. The prople of Ferguson may be angry, but they have a reason to be angry, and they are not violent, and they are not hooligans, thugs or looters. They are protesting for their human rights which are currently being denied.

Look at the difference between a riot and a protest. A riot is chaos. A protest has a purpose.

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raptorific:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE.

Tagged: #pokemon

devotionaura:

everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin

Tagged: #dog #vid

vibruhtor:

thanks to all my mutuals who liked my selfie but didn’t reblog it! I didn’t realize the F in Friday stood for fake!

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

Anonymous whispered: Can you PLEASE stop posting Jayden Smith. He's a fucking idiot and seeing all of it is making me sick. Don't fuck up your blog.
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