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stardusted:

this may be one of the greatest headlines I’ve ever read

stardusted:

this may be one of the greatest headlines I’ve ever read

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khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
  • image
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dashdrive:

i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life

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greatdepths:

*pets your grunge*

wow, its so soft

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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
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teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

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foxhero:

*browses own blog* amazing

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unfollower:

if tumblr is so accepting than why is it that i, a straight man, 

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p3pp3r-st8k:

Proper procedure.

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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

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taggedrne:

mom: how r u doing in school??

me: image